San Ysidro Sanches

Similar to a dirty sanches, but it must occur in San Ysidro which is a prominent US/Mexico boarder crossing. A person in the US climbs the fence and takes a crap on the whore on the other side and then throws a few dollars down to the other side.

Damn, johnny's mom has been workin the fence all weekend and only gave one San Ysidro sanches

by sandiego31 May 20, 2010

sanchez

a slang term in Arizona for a man with a huge penis

I don't care if someone calls me "sanchez," because everyone knows that "sanchez" means a cool guy with a monster cock.

by erikrodriguez August 20, 2009

Sachettism

A state of abomination in which you become completely and utterly disgusted with yourself to the point that only death will bring you peace. Sachettism can be brought on by listening to Republicans speak, watching the SciFi Channel, being in the vicinity of a church, and eating red Jell-O. Early symptoms of contracting the disease are uncontrollable sweating, excessive internet use, wearing only polo shirts to the beach, filling your DVR to it's maximum capacity, and constantly bitching about nothing. Although there are no known cures for the disease many patients diagnosed live a somewhat normal life and can usually go undiagnosed for years. Some famous celebrities with the disease include Ricki Lake, John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell, Horatio Sanz, Artie Lange and Mama Cass.

The night after the doctor diagnosed his first case of Sachettism, he was found lifeless, face down in a pile of red sox maki.

by Mysterious Anomoly Bill September 19, 2009

sweaty sanchez

1. Perfroming the dirty sanchez on your girlfriend immediately after she has finished working out.
2. Giving your girlfriend a dirty sanchez using your ball sweat following an intense workout.

I gave sean's mom a sweaty sanchez after we had a four hour sex session.

by jvassios February 12, 2005

Beefy Sanchez

A big fat beefy mexican dick.

I gave her the Beefy Sampson while my buddy Pedro gave her the Beefy Sanchez in her chocolate starfish.

Maria likes her Beefy Sanchez with cheese, sour cream and guacamole.

I ordered a Beefy Sanchez at Taco Bell but they didn't have enough dick to fill my order.

by Jaques Strap October 3, 2007

qwerty sanchez

The act of fucking a girl doggy style on her computer desk. Then quickly sneaking an index finger into her anus and wiping it off on her keyboard, specifically on the q, w, e, r, t and y keys.

Last week I gave Jenny a qwerty sanchez, but she made me buy her a new keyboard the next day. Still totally worth it!

by tawneestone July 1, 2012

Roselyn Sanchez

A successful Puerto Rican actress, dancer, and singer who has made it big in many movies. In the late 90's she starred in As the World Turns and Fame LA. She skyrocketed to fame in Rush Hour 2 in 2001. She has also played major roles in Chasing Papi, Underclassman, and The Game Plan. Sanchez is also one of the ambassadors for Operation Smile; she has helped some folks in Nicaragua. Sanchez keeps on getting better and better. Today Sanchez stars in Without a Trace and she is married to Eric Winter.

"Jennifer Lopez is skilled but Roselyn Sanchez is better."

by Pop_bowl February 3, 2008