“Mum I think I’ve failed my exam i couldn’t concentrate because there was a Jade salami in the exam room”
by Dvaiwnfhaowbd March 23, 2025

by Steamysalami June 25, 2017

by Jiafei skinny legend April 18, 2023

When your fanny is saggy and flops around and tastes like meat, or it looks like a wet subway sandwich and tastes and smells like a fishmonger. You filthy tramp wash your fanny.
by Salami muncher June 2, 2025

Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.
by Wizzmatik September 25, 2012

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.
Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.
by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018
