Salami Tattoo

Psoriasis. It's a skin disease that is definitely no fun. Your arms tend to like somewhat similar to salami.

Hey baby you want some of that salami tattoo?

The whore gave me a salami tattoo.

by DerekMoMerek February 02, 2008

Floridian Frozen Salami

When you put ice inside a girls pussy and wait for it to melt, after it melts you fuck her.

I used the new Floridian frozen salami technique on my girl last night, it was RAW!

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

continental salami

Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins

Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.

by PatattasBrabbas October 25, 2017

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 08, 2024

salami guy

salami guy is used for people who is cool,gets women and men,strong and very hot.

guy 1:"damn look at that guy,hes salami guy"
guy 2:"i wake up to the sounds"

by salami guy November 18, 2022

Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.

"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"

by Cumrag Adenauer September 08, 2022

stinky salami

STANKY cock

Damn Jeff’s girl said he’s got that stinky salami.

by Nunny April 10, 2022