soggy shake 

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.

I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.

soggy shake by StephanieLaurenAllen July 6, 2008

Soggy Socket 

A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.

Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!

Soggy Socket by RDaly05 April 26, 2011

soggy sausage 

male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.

jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"

soggy sausage by xkatherinex September 13, 2010

soggy sadness 

When you cook an oven baked frozen pizza in the microwave.

I spent Friday night enjoying some soggy sadness and beers.

soggy sadness by bobsicle September 9, 2019

Soggy Swirly 

Begin with beating your faecal matter with a cutlery instrument, for instance, a fork, until the consistency of said faecal matter is in slushy and viscous. After this, store the faecal matter in a bowl and wrap it in cling film, refrigerating it for 24 hours. After it has been refrigerated, retrieve the faecal matter and place it in your or your breeding mates bedroom. When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other, smear the faecal matter on their face with an instrument of decoration, I.E. a paintbrush.

"(Insert significant other's name) would you mind if i painted you like a Picasso painting with some soggy swirly i prepared earlier."

Soggy Swirly by Glenny Bravo March 3, 2019

Swaggy Salute

A modernization on old traditions in which one taps the head fixes the tie and dusts the shoulders. It mixes old ways with the new in which younger generations can honor the past in a new innovative way.

"Donna look away were about to do the Swaggy Salute"

Swaggy Salute by Badjoplin January 27, 2021

Soggy Sandbox 

A delightful sexual act in which a male urinates into a womans vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Preferrably afterwards... but then again.... This act is usually done out of spite or in rare cases for fun.

Reggie wasnt impressed with his girlfriends actions at the local frat party so when they got home he gave her a soggy sandbox and told all of his friends.

Soggy Sandbox by Cotswald... Call me Cotsy January 21, 2012