hang on sloopy

A hang on sloopy is a turd that doesn't want to be detached whilst its being laid. Made famous by the McCoys in their 1965 song "Hang on Sloopy", detailing a turdtastic sexual encounter with poo the lead singer had earlier that year.

Annotated original lyrics are below:

Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town
(His ass, of course.)
And everybody yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down
(Who wouldn't? Sloopy is a turd.)
Well, Sloopy I don't care what your daddy do
Cause' you know Sloopy girl I'm in love with you
(Part scat, part fecaphiliac incest.)

Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on
(He's laid his Sloopy, but it's hanging on his ass. He can't shake it off.)

Sloopy let your hair down girl, let it hang down on me
Sloopy let your hair down girl ,let it hang down on me
(Observation that the Sloopy has hair in it. Vile.)

Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, come on
Come on Sloopy, Come on Sloopy
Come on, Come on
(A masturbation reference?)

Well it feels so good
Come on, Come on
You know it feels so good
Come on, Come on
(Revelation!)

Well, Shake it, Shake it, Shake it Sloopy
(...flush!)

I had a hang on sloopy last night and beat myself off something wicked.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

slooed

Slooed in a word means Cussed..
Ganstas/Jamacans tend to say it

"Manz you got slooed dat day, you lucky he never had his gat dat day"

by Matt January 4, 2005

Sloofing

New sport in which you combine the main elements of all sports, but never really finding the common denominator between the barrells.

I went sloofing today, it was rough.

by HoogieDowser August 5, 2011

slooshy

A slooshy is having sex with your (girlfriend, mistress, wife) while she is on the rag.

Hey dear, let's go do the dirty wambo. I can't honey, I'm on the rag. That's okay, just toss the towel on the bed and we'll have a slooshy. It's all good.

by benighse December 20, 2009

Sloo

A different word used to call someone a slut.

Vanessa is a SLOO!

by maddawgshizzle April 16, 2009

sloom

In between tired and sleepy

"Im so sloomy"

"I think Im going to have a sloom"

by Liz the Ultimate Moogle Master May 10, 2008

Slookie

The description of extreme penetration. The sound of the perfect stroke.

"Man, that chick could get it like "slookie!"
I was deep that a$$ like, Slookie!!

by Big N Blak July 25, 2011