Alpha Simp

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

by Professor Potato May 1, 2020

Netflix simp

Someone that jumps on the latest Netflix show bandwagon. They have no capacity to think for themselves or explore their entertainment preferences. They watch a show because everyone else is talking about it and they want to feel included. Two weeks later, they’ve forgotten all about it.

You’re likely a Netflix simp if you have watched: Tiger King, Bridgerton, Sex Education, Derry Girls, or 13 Reasons Why

Girl 1: OMG have you watched Bridgerton on Netflix?
Girl 2: OMG YEAH!!1! It’s so *superficial “deep” conversation*.

Boy: You’re such a Netflix simp

by Poseidon’s Kiss February 8, 2021

Nice Guy Simp

it's a simp BUTTTT he has no sexual intentions.

But hes still a nice guy- but also a simp

person 1:"you're a fucking simp"
person 2: " yeah but i prefer nice guy"
person 1: " you is nice guy simp"

by DJKALID May 9, 2020

Simp Ass Sunday

The prime day for a simp to come out and make the maneuver. Typically seen busting out of church trying to bust open a box with the local chick from mcdonalds.

I saw some guy kissing the feet of a tik tok egirl the other day at the park. Man i hate Simp Ass Sunday

by BustOpenDaBox July 21, 2019

simp

simp is when you will do anything to have sex with a girl

Im a simp

by CeoOfTikTokWordsDefinition February 9, 2020

Simpathize

The act of two simps attempting to relate with each other over their love for women

Guy 1: You see those two simps over there staring at that girl's ass?

Guy 2: Yeah what the hell are they doing?

Guy 1: Guess they're trying to simpathize with each other about their sad existences.

by Narx February 17, 2020

Simp Misuser

Idiots who think simping is complementing someones body or asking people to stop doing something to protect their friend. The actual meaning ”A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.” No one put themselves to those limits.

*Megnut02 about*

Someone: It's all fun and games until she harms herself

Another person: ”Ok simpy wimpy”

Multiple people: ”Simp”

Others: ”Simp Misuser”

”Thanks for the cake Ms. Addison”

”Simp”
Me: ”They’re getting cake for a nut, the complete opposite of simping. Dumbass Simp Misusers”

by Suduisjdjsjdkdjisanibba April 6, 2020