"I undercooked my dinner. My shits were so terrible I curled up in a ball afterwards and just stared at my lamp."
"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"
"Classic bowel shock... you want a hug?"
by AtomicKoi December 01, 2021
by XxSniperGod42069Xx June 04, 2020
A term to define someone who is institutionalized and can not adjust to society after having been incarcerated for a long period of time
by Anonh1995 February 25, 2017
The weird mixture of surprise, resentment and anxiety you get when someone mentions having standards that are a lot higher than your own.
“I’m not exactly a great student,” John said.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
“Neither am I,” Steven replied. “I feel really average — my GPA is only 3.48!”
John, whose GPA was 2.1, had a standard shock. He didn’t want Steven to think he was a dumbass, and so changed the subject of the conversation.
“How much do you bench?” Andrew asked Ryan.
“Hmm, not much at all. 220 pounds,” Ryan said.
Andrew, who could only lift 160 at best, had a standard shock.
“Yeah, I’m getting there but at the moment I can just do 210,” he replied.
by Brickdictionary118 May 15, 2015
by Tuschar November 22, 2009
Digital watch company made by Casio. Popular amongst hypebeast, swagsters, jerkers, as the added volume around the wrist helps them stretch each others assholes wider when they fist each other in the ass.
OMG!OMG!OMG! Steven, your Hundreds G-Shock feels soo good in my ass right now! Put on your SB Dunks and gape me with that G-shock!!
by Knowledgest August 21, 2012
A term used to define the when there is no suspense built up to a scare in a movie or television show. Usually the shock comes out of nowhere or when the suspense has built up and faded.
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
Used in conjunction with the word value. As in "Realtime Shock Value"
by Ultiman123 January 12, 2008