Sharp tomatoes

After you eat a wine glass byte by bite, your stool will look AND FEEL like sharp tomatoes. As seen on A&E TV channel show, " My Strange Addiction."

Michael, be sure to eat mommy's sharp tomatoes out of the toilet before you go to school, okay? Mommy's digested glass shards don't flush down the toilet.

by mooffoom March 18, 2025

asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.

Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.

by PipAndBipsy February 22, 2014

dad-sharp

As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!

"Dude, put the knife down, it's sharp!"

"No worries, its just dad-sharp."

by kinru July 17, 2019

Jordan sharp

The biggest bean of beans when your eyes go crossed eyed is the jordan sharp the brantford bean.

That guy is so jordan sharp

by Scuffy June 1, 2019

the Sharp Twins

The Sharp twins are two boys named James and Lewis. They have 2 mil followers on TikTok and are known for being really good dancers. They are also really cute.

person 1: Have you seen the Sharp Twins new tiktok?
person 2: Yes, it was so funny.

by SomeRandomGirl24 October 25, 2019

Sharp Elbows

When present - a person is seen as being an idiot/ Stupid. Often found on those who pick fights with the bouncer with face tattoos and/or hire an escort to make their ex jealous.

His elbows are pretty sharp/ he has sharp elbows, he actually believes that Star Wars was a documentary

by anonymous May 9, 2025

charles sharp

The dogs bollocks

Oi yeah that geezer Charles Sharp is the dog bollocks

by 123bubs123 April 11, 2017