Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.

She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.

by ksaysthis January 15, 2013

safecrack

to crap and jizz your pants at the same time.

Chris McPeters safecracked when he saw his mom naked.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

sex-satchel

The scrotum, or referring to the scrotum and testicles as an entire package.

Oh yeah, recently i've been seeing some things that make me glad to posess a sex-satchel...

by Xerxes da Phat November 8, 2004

Satellite Hotstove

An act of sexual intention, particularly used in long-distance relationships, where one defecates on his/her computer keyboard whilst corresponding with their significant other via webcam.

In cybersex, this can be used as virtual foreplay, or the sexual main course, due to the overwhelmingly graphic nature of the act as defined.

Popularized from Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC) 'Hockey Night in Canada' where a segment during the second intermission is called Satellite Hotstove with Kelly Hrudy.

Dude, your girlfriend left her webcam on, so as a joke I gave her little sister a Satellite Hotstove.

by Steve506 January 16, 2008

satchmo

n. An informal term for the sasquatch

woah, I almost saw the satchmo!
Really? (dies)

by Neo Ibhalmn August 24, 2007

james saechao

An asian guy who spikes his hair various ways like GOKU from DRAGONBALL Z. Laughs excessively like an hiena. Does a lot of spinner rounies during his free time (BBOYISM).

hey peter imma break on my ballz, HAAHHAHAH... and HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

by ERNEST WONG March 17, 2005

satchimo

A nicely proportioned satchel often filled with nice fluffy ganja nuggets.

Ezekiel stopped by the old amish farm bringing with him a nice satchimo to help put the elder's minds at ease.

by robert nesta November 3, 2006