Bare salami

Bare salami refers to having sex without a condom. (Not to be confused with bear salami the food)

Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?

Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.

by Wizzmatik September 25, 2012

Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.

When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression

by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022

salami girl

a word thaat ur teacher says to you when he wants your salami

teacher: hey salami girl what r u doing tonight

by mianasalmki June 28, 2023

Salami

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

by The Yoted One March 31, 2022

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

Algerian Salami

When a guy, after sex, takes out the condom where he cum into, drink all the cum saying "they always left the better part", then slaps it in the face of their partner whispering in their ears "I will be careful, I promise"

Damn, Omar did a pretty nasty Algerian Salami on his crush last night, he should be more careful.

by avemarianolimetangere December 31, 2021

Street Salami

A well-formed, solid poo, left on a public walkway. A Street Salami is typically produced by a dog or other leashed animal, but occasionally a human-sized Salami is found. Nobody will deal with a Street Salami they find in their path, and though pedestrians will flow around it, eventually someone will step in it.

"I was distracted while walking and stepped on a street salami, my shoes are ruined."

"Excuse me, sir, I think your dog left a street salami near that lamp post."

"I swear man, back in Melbourne I saw a guy pick up a street salami and throw it at a group of tourists"

by Street Salami March 10, 2022