banana salami

When two men insert their penises (bananas) into a salami sandwich after eating fried onions at k mart

Aw wanna go to k mart then have a juicy banana salami!?

by FatalGang April 20, 2018

Salah salami

A short Indian from vollachia

He’s such a Salah salami man

by Kasjid December 5, 2024

Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.

When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression

by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022

moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

salami girl

a word thaat ur teacher says to you when he wants your salami

teacher: hey salami girl what r u doing tonight

by mianasalmki June 28, 2023

Salami

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

by The Yoted One March 31, 2022

salami rager

a really dumb shit party where idiot freshman do stuff theyre not supposed to including but not limited to drugs, alchohol, sex, and more.

shit hit the fan when ms cox heard that vikky said the n word at a salami rager

by feliciasneck February 2, 2022