Salami smuggler

Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..

Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks

by Skippyq September 24, 2020

Salami Rose

A pushed up to the tip uncircumcised penis

I made you a salami rose

by Laugh me silly July 09, 2022

Salami pink

Usually means your pussy is pink like salami

G1: Mine is Salami Pink

G2: ME TOO

by Jiafei skinny legend April 18, 2023

moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

salami muncher

Used to describe something related to the Dominican Republic or somebody who has roots from there.

Bro mangù is for salami munchers
My friend is a salami muncher

by QwertyTheHexagon June 12, 2023

Salami Muncher

Something related to the Dominican Republic or somebody who is from the Dominican republic

Baseball is for salami muncher
You’re such a salami muncher

by QwertyTheHexagon June 13, 2023

Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021