Ryan

A cunt

That guy reminds me of Ryan

by XxXX_TheLegend27_XXxX April 30, 2019

Ryan

A sensitive little shit who likes to talk the talk but won't walk the walk, he also isn't good in bed

1: Bro I hit Aidan and he started crying
2: He's being such a Ryan

by William Edward Matthew November 28, 2019

Ryan

A man who loves to rape women, but can't because they all want to have sex with him of their own will. Every guy hates him, but only because they're really jealous of him.

Ryan: Bend over. I'm gonna rape you.
Girl: Okay.
Ryan: No, this is rape! You can't agree to it!

Girl: Have you see Ryan today? He looks really hot.
Girl's boyfriend: I'm going to kill him!

by A_random_person July 14, 2010

Ryan

1. This man is the most perfect boyfriend. he's sweet, awesome at drumming and film making, and is a wnderful kisser.

2. True thug ass motha fucka. carries a sling shot everywhere. only tru thugs carry sling shots

1. "Ryan and Zinovia look so cute together"

2. "yo, watch out for that nigga Ryan, hes dangerous!"

by cumherenow May 23, 2008

ryan :)

Ryan is the cutest human being ever. He has GREAT HAIR, and great eyes. He is also the sweetest human being literally ever. Ryan is a guy that seems like he might not be thinking about you but he does.

Friend- "Omg who's the cute new guy?"
Me- "...Oh that's ryan :)" *major heart eyes*

by girl who got major heart eyes February 16, 2019

Ryan

Person who naps all the time, showers, and eats.

Ryan holds doors open.

by Straightenerrr May 14, 2010

Ryan

A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.

"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017