rumpig

To be a harcore Rum drinker, straight over-proof rum drunk in brown paper bag.
To become very rowdy and aggresive from Rum in large quantities.

"Is that dude serious drinking straight Bundy O.P?"('Bundaberg'-Australian overproof Rum ie. 60% alcohol).
"Don't worry about him, he's a chronic rumpig!"

by Diego June 23, 2003

Anus Rumper

Where a person places the middle finger inside the anus and ferociously thrusts and wiggles the finger for pleasure.

Chris needed some adventure for some new foreplay so he decided to get practical.. On Himself. He discovered a new technique to anal pleasure. Thus Anus Rumper was born.

by Mark Jackson. January 15, 2009

Rumple Fugly

A short, fat, wrinkly shit, who is generally fuck ugly.

Liam: You are a rumple fugly.
Charles: What, because I am a short, fat, wrinkly shit, and I am generally fuck ugly?
Liam: Yes, indeed.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties July 18, 2009

Rump roast

the act of cooking someone from the inside out with a curling iron in their ass

the tragic cause of death was rump roasting

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

rump-sprung

Of or pertaing to the condition of a seat or sofa upon which a large person has spent a lot of time. Worn through uphostry and collapsed springs. Typically form fitting to a specific ass.

I can't sit on the near end of the sofa, its rump-sprng to aunt Ethel's ass.

It's a good truck but that drivers seat is rump-sprung.

by Chris DeWitt January 5, 2009

Rumpylumpkin

The act of inverting the male genetialia such that one can receive fellatio while defecating on a females chest.

Gary preformed the nearly impossible act of the rumpylumpkin as he twisted his junk upside down and fired a hot steamer on Megans chest, while receiving a tremendous blowjob

by Farcus September 7, 2007

rumpleforeskin

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.

"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004