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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Sandra anywhere on the complex

Mike: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on, to keep her energy levels up, she needs to stay pleasantly rotund
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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Pleasantly Rotund

The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.

The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Pleasantly Rotund Sandra anywhere on the complex

John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
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Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)
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The mode of a module (redundancy).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The mode of a module (redundancy).
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