Risen

Coming into consciousness of one's self and loving what you see.

To overcome the Irony of GOD and understand how and why.... IT IS WHAT IT IS.

To no longer give into the opinion of others and start living life on your terms.

TO TRUST ONES INSTINCTS

Suddenly and unexpectedly his efforts PRODUCED THE RISEN CHRIST.

by Suuuuuup now September 9, 2018

The Surpriser Riser

noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.

"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

Risembool

(Variant spelling of Resembool) A town in Hiromu Arakawa's manga series Fullmetal Alchemist. It is the hometown of Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric. Winry Rockbell and her grandmother Pinako Rockbell also live there. It is in the SE region of Amestris.

The Vic Mignogna fan club Risembool Rangers was named after this town.

"Ed, when we go back to Risembool, we should visit Winry and Pinako."

by RootBeerAlchemist December 2, 2009

early riser

Someone that get up early in the morning is an early riser. Most folks like to sleep in 'til about 7:30am but your early riser will be up at the crack of dawn.

Dave is an early riser, he get up at 6 o'clock every morning.
5am well done.

by Poppy and Leon October 6, 2006

Rodeo Riser

Getting laid at dawn on your host's couch the next morning after a late night party.

Sam's brother passed out by 4am, but he still managed to wake up with a Rodeo Riser.

by TastyMcJuicy April 8, 2009

Risexual

A bisexual robot

Robot son: Mommy, is it okay to like both robots that are male and those that are female? I mean, is it okay to be risexual?

Robot mother: DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR.

by G Z April 7, 2009

riser burn

Abrasions on the side of the neck that US Army Paratroopers may sometimes get as the result of their parachute risers coming into contact with their neck during the deployment of their parachute.

This is experienced mainly by inexperienced jumpers who don't know to keep their chin on their chest when they exit an aircraft, or by badasses who like to look up to actually watch their parachute canopy as it deploys and opens and don't mind a little riser burn in order to do that.

>> What the fuck, Airborne? Is that riser burn on your neck or some kind of fucking eczema?

>> What, this? Oh no, your mom left those bite marks all over my neck, now shut the fuck up before I fuck your sister, puke on your girlfriend, and fistfuck you in the ass around the PT track while I sing cadence, you cherry fucking homo.

by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011