rearskin

An extraneous extension which usually covers the anus. (arse) Usually found on freaks, or pigs.

As i lifted her rearskin, she cumfarted on me.

by Scottow July 23, 2005

The Rear Admiral

Anal sex in which the reciever wraps his or her legs around the other person's ass and then walks around the room on their hands at the discretion of the person screwing the other persons ass.

"Shut up or Ill give you the rear admiral"

That bruise on his head was from the rear admiraling he recieved the other day.

by Burrcifer December 14, 2008

rear-minded

narrow-minded, foolish, stupid, backward thinking, unintelligent, insular, small-minded, prejudiced

Those who dont recognise Beckham's achievements outside of Old Trafford are rear-minded people.

by Ci-Ci April 4, 2008

Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants

A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.

Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.

by Gibby February 10, 2004

rear view mirror

A rear view mirror is when your current sexual partner is a dook chute doppelganger as a previous partner

I dont know if I miss Tina or what but when Jessica bends and spreads its like im looking in a rear view mirror

by Redalert423 July 14, 2017

Dumbass Reardon

In Texas Hold'em, a 2 and a 7 of any suit in the "hole". Commonly regarded as the worst possible hold cards to have.

The Skunk went "all in" before the flop and Margie called her with the Dumbass Reardon!

by Patti Rose May 18, 2006

Rear Window

When someone lays under a glass table and than another person shits on the table.

Mark loved when Ann would give him a Rear Window on their glass coffee table.

by Bluely December 9, 2008