Quantum Enbanglement

When you have sex with an identical twin and see their twin for the first time

I was having sex with Chloe and then met her sister Zoe later that night. I experienced a feeling of quantum enbanglement after looking her up and down.

by TLC1234 September 27, 2021

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Quantum Gothtanglement

Quantum Gothtanglement is the phenomenon in which multiple states of gothic influence co-exist in such a way that none can be described independently of one another in a single stylistic profile.

She's experiencing a concerning spell of 'Quantum Gothtanglement'.

by shaggy2106 February 1, 2024

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Flatness and hard surfaces being at orthogonal angles at each other to form an infinite plane.

The word "quantum" tells us that it is possible for an uncountable number of discrete surfaces to make a hard-flat plane.

Nominally, an uncountable number of pseudorandom surfaces and the infinite number of complex numbers are at right angles to each other. Tautologically, they come together to create an infinite surface.

The term 'quantum' tells us why everything in reality coheres. The tautological relationship between complex numbers (wavelets) and uncountable pseudorandom surfaces acts as a glue to keep reality from tearing...

by deepchurch January 6, 2022

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Quantum Rapist

This is when a spouse cheats on you without using protection, and proceeds to go home and touch you sexually without using protection. While the act consentual not, being exposed to new partners unknowingly is QUANTUM RAPE.

Did you hear about that quantum rapist, he cheated on his wife with men and women.

by Squeekx143 January 14, 2025

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