finger thru the toilet paper moment

a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it

this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.

by banjobill January 9, 2009

paper stack

Greens , Benjamins , Paper... $$$$
Paper stack - a stack of money
paper stacking - Making lots of cash

Sitting back, watching this paper stack.

by __________________________BITCH__________ June 19, 2003

Paper Touching

Not just an act of gathering and distributing money, per se, but a lifestyle. A way of life that consists of constantly keeping your eye on the prize (money, power, pussy) and hustle in your heart.

"Young man, how often do you engage in Paper Touching?" the man asked. "All day, all the time, pussy on my mind" the young man responded.

by hockey6408 December 18, 2008

paper asshole

A person who talks a lot but doesn't say anything.

You sound like a guy with a paper asshole. You don't know what you're talking about.

by Tom Ferrek June 14, 2004

Wet Paper Bag

Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."

John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.

by SaucyWench May 29, 2016

on paper

describing an idea that in theory seems ideal, but when put to actual use invariably will be flawed, or not be as simple as first perceived.

"the figures look right on paper, but I think its gonna cost a little more than a g-note to open a club!"

by bungalow bill February 3, 2005

Paper Dream

Someone or something that is perfect but will likely never work and or be because it is too good for oneself.

"I would love it, but it's just a Paper Dream."

by PaperDream October 17, 2019