PorkRind Pussy

an unfreindly pussy that resembles fried pig skin and smells like boiled cabbage

holy shit amn,, this skank nancy had porkRind pussy ,, i barffed for an hour

by DpcxMrPerfect October 16, 2012

Spider-pussy

Spiders have pussy so good that a male spider is going to try to fuck even though the bitch is gonna try and eat him. When a crazy ass bitch pussy so good you keep trying to fuck even though she will ruin your life.

Justin; You hear Jerry still fooling with Nene?

Gunther; Didn't she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.

Justin; Sure did, she got that spider-pussy, yo.

by chilli-mac November 25, 2014

pinnacle pussy

If God had a vagina and you could fuck it, that's what pinnacle pussy would be. The sexual and psychological equivalent of chasing your tail and never catching it. It's what never was and never will be. Jerking off is to sex as sex is to what pinnacle pussy would be. The divine realm.

"Dear Lord, I think I finally found it! Shelby loves me so much and I love her, and the sex is amazing! I think I've found the pinnacle pussy. I proposed and we're getting married!"
God responded, "My dear son, that's not pinnacle pussy that's hell. You never catch pinnacle pussy. But that certainly shouldn't stop you trying."

by SmokeMeth September 23, 2017

pussy talk

When you are getting fucked so good that u get so wet and your juices start flowing and he's is hitting it hard it starts to make sounds. (basically wet and farting sounds)

when a dude is deep up in your pussyand he says damn! i hear that pussy talking to me! WORK! WORK THAT PUSSY GIRL! DAMN THAT PUSSY IS WET AND SHE IS TALKING

by tt June 17, 2004

[pussy]

1. Either a regular house cat or any of those other wild kitties. (Tigers, lions, linx, mountain lions...)
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P

A guy walks by a girl on a couch with her cat. They start talking:
Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy?
Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!

by T-Rizz55 January 28, 2009

pussy willow

A fucking plant.

Not a dick, not a homosexual; a fucking plant.

"What's that plant called?"

"A pussy willow."

by kaylyn.7461 May 12, 2014

pussy law #4

Coined by South Park's Jimbo and Ned, it can be observed in the episode "The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka" - ep6 in 2nd season. It's in the "Huntin' and Killin'," Jimbo's and Ned's show about hunting and killing.

Pussy law #4 states that hunters are not permitted to kill animals in self-defense, thus yelling the line "It's coming right for us" is no longer usable to legalize the animal murder.

For that reason, Jimbo and Ned have to yell "Thin out their numbers" to "legally" kill the animals.

Jimbo: "Now, idn't that great? We have a terrific show for you today: we're gonna kill some elk, and we're gonna kill some mountain goats. Now, the new law passed by Colorado legislature, which Ned and I call 'Pussy Law #4', states that we can no longer kill animals in defense. In other words, our old line of 'It's comin' right for us' no longer works. So now, we only kill naimals to, quote, thin out their numbers. If we don't hunt, then these animals will grow too big in number and they won't have enough food. So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll DIE. "

by Paetar April 16, 2011