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Preston Garvey 

A minuteman from the game Fallout 4 whom constantly pesters you to set up settlements.
Preston Garvey: When you're done reading this definition, come to Sanctuary. There's a settlement that need our assistance.
Preston Garvey by Bibbityboobys October 6, 2016

Preston Brooks 

Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.

Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.
"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."
Preston Brooks by SophiaChicken September 28, 2013

Preston-Punk 

Your average pretend nihilistic hypocritical 30 something year old punk rock guy, that surrounds himself with high school punk rock kids that help his life long quest of never growing as a person.
"Look.. A Preston-Punk coming out of McDonald's, very non-conformist.."

"Haha, you see that Preston-Punk trying to buy his groceries with his government supplied food stamps?? "

"Is that a Preston-Punk, or just a Wal-Mart patron? It's impossible to tell the difference."
Preston-Punk by Bend, O(ve)R December 28, 2017

preston grenade

A dude who got an entire nuke dropped on him and fucking survived. Afterwards, he punched the dude with the force of 1000 settlements that need their help.

Preston Playz

Preston Playz is a lava monster that plays Minecraft and other games like call of duty.

preston wyka 

a bird lookin ass bitch boy who cry’s to his daddy to solve all his problems. he sends dick pics to a girl and says it was his cousins. not to mention that he’s a freshman that considers himself a sophomore. his nose is way bigger than his micro penis
preston wyka by anonymoususer1276 October 29, 2018