press fuck

To push someone up against a wall or other immovable object and proceed to roughly have sex with them.

Sharon wanted him so badly, vanilla sex wouldn't do; she wanted him to press fuck her hard against the wall.

by Redraven88 March 8, 2017

Press Aikido

The act of using your competitors press announcements to drive your own positive press. Press Aikido lets you to channel your competitors press energy in promoting your product.

An example of press aikido is when a competitor does a major press push, you can post comments on all the articles on the web linking to what you want to promote. Or if your competitor openly attacks, you can use their attack to expose their weakness and delivery your positive message.

by Albondigas August 6, 2009

Febreze Press

When a dirty article of clothing is sprayed excessively in Febreeze before it is quickly dried in a Dryer.

Mike was in a hurry so he Febreze Pressed his Favorite shirt.

Ryan's dress pants were wrinkled so instead of wasting time ironing, he Febreze Pressed them.

Originated in Hillsborough

by BIG MACC June 22, 2011

tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car

Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop

by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023

clean press

The act of roasting the shit out of someone

Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!

by Butters29890 February 15, 2017

Butter press

The butter press is the act of melting 25 pound of better and putting in to tubes that have a radius of about 1 inch. After the better has been poured and frozen it is carefully removed from its mold. Next you take a really long vice and place a girl on one end and the butter on the other and start cranking until it has entered the asshole and you wait for it to begin softening and then crank it more until it exits the mouth and can be shoved into the women vagina.

Dude I totally got butter pressed last night!

by Professor Thicc December 14, 2019