pregnancy test sure

99.9% sure

Michael: Dude, don't play with me. Are you sure my girl is cheating on me?

Dave: I'm sorry man, but I'm pregnancy test sure.

by oldtobylongbottomleaf November 14, 2011

Matthew's Pregnancy

a pregnancy that comes to a boy
usually very uncommon

unless something happens....

Matthew's pregnancy

by BOBADABOB February 14, 2017

reverse pregnancy

When a woman cums inside a man's penis.

A reverse pregnancy took place when a woman's secreted bodily fluid entered the man's urethra during sex.

by Babrikio July 25, 2008

pregnancy

The most common STD.

Person: Is pregnancy an STD?
Me: Yes, it is.

by monorail September 4, 2006

pregnant shirt

a shirt, preferably low cut, that is tight around the bosom and then flowy from there on down; usually worn as a dress shirt to a party that will involve great quantities of good food, so that one's stomach does not appear larger.

I wore my pregnant shirt today, because Amy's mom makes so much food at her parties!!

by Walrus, -i m. December 10, 2008

Pregnant poop

A type of bowel movement in which pressure and pain occur forcing one to push periodically until relieved.

Thus the similarity of giving birth when periodic pressure and pain force the woman to push.

I just had an amazing pregnant poop.

by Trigga Bone August 1, 2012

Pregnant hooker

The feeling in the morning, after hitting the bars to hard the night before..You have something inside, you dont know its color or condition, but you just want that sucker out...either easing of the tension by taking a crap or barfing.

Oh, I feel like a pregnant hooker after last night!

10 tequilas and a big burgers turns me into a pragnant hooker..I feel like shit.

by AMK87 November 13, 2013