Possum pads

The gentle, soft mitts of a desk jockey.

Dathan: Earl strokes my wang with the gentility of a bard.
Cletis: No duh, that pudwhacker anoints his clutches with Udder Crème. Earl had supple possum pads.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

possum

possum other wise know as Victoria a girl whos ex makes her wet

go dig a whole you little possum RETRIEVE

by lil possum June 15, 2021

Moon Possum

A racial slur against foreign invaders of planet earth or aliens.

Look at that dirty fucking moon possum

by BritishAsshole March 25, 2024

Possum

Moxxie.
Moxxie is a possum

Moxxie: A Human called me a possum, I am NOT a possum.

by Bread_Miser February 2, 2022

Swamp possum

When a woman's vaginall area is looking like a furry possum and it smells like a swamp.

Did you hit that ? No she had a swamp possum down there.

by Swamp possum November 17, 2022

Stavro the Possum

a random possum that appeared in a house for no apparent reason, but was still kicks to see

Opaaa stavro the possum

Faaaa boys stavro the possum pulling all the bitches

kita scenes boys stavro the possum kreasing around oakleigh

by t_man 101 May 1, 2022

possum

Slang for when someone tell you something and you don’t really care but don’t have the heart to tell them.

“I just got an A on my history test!”
“That’s possum man!”

by bioiscool January 13, 2020