possum treasure

When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.

Bro, possum treasure! F**k.

by babysnoopy2236 January 3, 2021

possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back

dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!

by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009

possum stompers

A term to describe footware, usually to describe heavy duty boots or elaborate shoes.

Descriptive term that assumes how productive one shoes would be to stomp on possums.

That's a nice pair of possum stompers

by Lure_flicka June 5, 2018

First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch

oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster

by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008

Salting the possum

Lighten up, chill out, not take things too seriously

Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017

possum

1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.

2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.

1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.

2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.

by Remyarias July 6, 2007

living possum

To be literally dead.

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"

by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023