by hotbitchxoxo October 3, 2020
Get the Kick a posh person daymug. 
An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
by The Original Tankboy October 5, 2023
Get the Poshness retreatmug. When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.
Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
by HustleMeister August 14, 2017
Get the Posh wank scammug. when you smoke a cigarette and then pretend you’re in a fancy european city when you’re actually in a shitty american suburb
by ethantaaaa December 11, 2020
Get the poshmug. by J_E_B October 22, 2020
Get the Pish-Poshmug. An extremely attractive middle-class female that is well-spoken, motivated and fully aware of her worth. These can often be found in expensive areas of London as well as French ski resorts. In order to win this calibre of woman over, one needs to be financially secure and have an outstanding personality.
Charlie: "I heard that Felicity was offered a top job in London, I think she's already booked a ski holiday to Courchevel for the upcoming season".
James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".
James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".
by A bro tryna find a posh rocket January 29, 2023
Get the Posh Rocketmug.