Portuguese Snow-Blower

Cocaine Flatulence; Portuguese Snowblower is the well practiced art of blowing a line of coke up someone’s ass and letting them fart in your face.
My innocence was lost after those white girls showed me what a Portuguese Snow-Blower is.
by Pappa_Snowflake November 24, 2022
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Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.
After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?
by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025
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Portuguese class

an evil class that makes you sit and do boring things for a whole 80 minutes!, its a complete waste of your time and escape it whenever you can, it melts your brain
i hate Portuguese class
by Portuguese teachers November 21, 2018
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Portuguese man’o’war

The act of guzzling the forbidden fruit whilst tearing out the puebes, mimicking the sting of a jellyfish
Your about to get stung by the Portuguese man’o’war , said Dave
by Wet lettuce March 14, 2023
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portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew
Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.
by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 04, 2014
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Portuguese Sneeze

When a man ejaculates with ferocity and is also from Portugal.
When she going down on you and you Portuguese sneeze in her eye.
by WorldlyWordsmith March 17, 2022
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Portuguese Lucas

A kid who is obsessed with a girl called Emily. So obsessed that he actually sniffs the treadmill that she previously uses
by Will didnt make this December 18, 2023
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