Space Port

When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.

kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!

by naggerhater February 22, 2019

port pussy

Noun; prostitutes who frequent ports of call. They are the port version of a lot lizard.

My friend canceled his cruise so i picked up some port pussy as my plus one

by Lizerdoodle December 06, 2021

Port Alice

If you think the idea of travelling down a ridiculously long curvy glorified logging road to a half dead mill town is a good idea, you'll love Port Alice. Probably has one sunny day a year, similar to the amount of people employed at the Pulp Mill. Most people have already evacuated the economic disaster, but those who stay are literally old white people and the odd stoner. Oh, that and a couple of 20 something white trash bois who flex their atv's. Port Alice is similar to a beached whale: half dead, has no future, wet, depressing and stinks.

You live in Port Alice? Feels bad man :(

by HoratioNelson February 26, 2019

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021

APG port

Accelerated Port of Graphics. A misspoken acronym when referring to AGP slot on a computer motherboard.

As you can see on this diagram the APG port is located next to the processor socket.

by Joseph Hayhoe October 31, 2007

Port Lincoln

Is a smelly shit hole and no one has clean lungs

Person 1: Oh hey you live in Port Lincoln?

Person 2: yes

Person 1: I feel sorry for you

by Cum shotttttttttt August 09, 2023

Port 90

A videographer was about to produce a webcast and asked if the server admin set up the media server to accept connections on Port 90 because it was not working. Knowing the videographer pulled the port # out of the air, the server admin called bullshit. The server admin knew that port 1935 was the main port with port 81 set up as a failover. Going forward, whenever someone 'made shit up' the media server team would respond with "Port 90". Leaving the bullshitter with more questions than answers.

An interjection with I: I call bulllshit
Talk nonsense to (someone), typically to be misleading or deceptive.

Woman is speeding down the road whilst talking on her cell phone. A police officer sees her on the cell phone and pulls her over.
Police Officer: "I would have let the speeding slip if I did not see you on your cell phone".
Woman: No, no! I was just using the phone to warm up my cheek.
Police Officer: "Hmmm. OK. Port 90!!". He then issues a summons leaving the woman looking confused.

by VladimirPoopen September 29, 2013