porch gangsta

a person who usually acts tough or hard while hanging out on their porch but as soon as they leave their porch they become soft as a marshmallow and become prone to ass beatings.

look at sean sittin on his porch with his shirt off and his bandanna on, dont worry he is a porch gangsta he only looks tough.

by weeble wobble 504 January 1, 2012

Poophoon

When someone goes to the toilet for a number 2 and spends a long time in there, the smell marinates so that when they open the door, a poophoon engulfs the corridors and the surrounding victims.

For some unknown reason, the person who caused the poophoon is immune to it's effects.

Kim just came out of the toilet and let loose a poophoon upon us.

by x2i August 16, 2012

Porchedick

A person whom owns a sweet ride and is very abrasive and thinks they are superior

That man with the sweet ride is such a porchedick

by Matt silver April 2, 2015

porch factor

The increased or decreased number of residents sitting out side or on their homes porch in the evening hours on warm temped nights, to indicate a correlation of higher or lower level of criminal activity based on the theory that the more people present in a given area and the increase of warmer weather, also the chances for interaction with others increased thus the possibility of criminal activity or accidental injury, increases.

I believe there will be a lot of people getting injured tonight because it looks like the Porch Factor is up.

by SMBLAIR May 6, 2015

Porch Cunt

A cunt that yells at you and your kids from the safety of their own fenced yard.

Every time I walk my daughter to the bus stop this porch cunt at the corner yell random shit. It's amazing how those porch cunts have nothing better to do than yell at people. Why are those porch cunts such dirt squirrels?

by Weeki June 3, 2015

porch hippie

Annoying hippie that lives on his porch more than his house

That damn porch hippie kept me up all night parting on his porch

by Cdat0828 October 27, 2015

Pornhub Pass

A long and/or beautifully taken football pass which gives the crowd the same pleasure and sensation as watching a video on Pornhub

Montrose passes it from close to his own penalty box to the edge of the opposition area. WHAT A PORNHUB PASS

by Danny Bergara SCFC April 29, 2016