Pootie Bitch

The next step above just being a regular bitch. The king/queen of bitches. The most derogatory term so offensive that it causes people that overhear it to "poot" (fart).

That's it. You've pushed me too far! You sir, are a Pootie Bitch! *poots*

by Flay The Skin February 16, 2022

Pootie

A word Manny uses in Diary of A Wimpy Kid that you looked up hoping to find answers.

Manny called his brother, Greg, a pootie.

by cannot make this shit up September 29, 2019

Pooty

Pooping

I gotta go take a pooty!

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus August 5, 2023

pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

Pooty

Your life force. Your state of mind. Your general well-being.

This is gonna be a fantastic trip! My Pooty is so high!

by Margie at Largie December 30, 2021

pootie

A poodle that is a cutie.

Leo: What breed is your dog?
Kat: He's a poodle.
Leo: Aww, he's so cute, what a pootie!

by badgalkat September 16, 2020

Pootis

Pootis, derived from the phrase “Poot dispenser here” from VALVe’s famous FPS “Team Fortress 2”. A merge of the words “poot” and “dispenser” It is the meaning of life

Her: “What is the meaning if life?”
Him: “Pootis”

by Jay_The_Doggo August 23, 2020