mad poon

This is a term used by chav's when a lot of vagina is acquired, or when someone has had sexual relations, and is celebrating.

Fuckin' 'ell, 'r' derrick got sum mad poon las' noight from 'r' stace, she was all over 'im!

by Spookaschlong December 6, 2015

poon manchu

Is when a girl shaves only the top of her pubic hair and leaves the hair on the lips to grow long. Supposed to resemble a fu manchu.

Brett- Dude, this chick I was with last night had a poon manchu!!

Phil- God, that's disgusting!!

by BNRI September 1, 2009

Poon-zilla

a large butch lesbian, usually with a short crew cut or mullet.

"Rosey O'Donnell objects to being called Poon-zilla."

by irbsalty May 7, 2009

poon glue

Jizz; cum

“I was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.”

by Tkrog September 29, 2018

Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010

poon pal

Fuck Buddy. Cool way to say fuck buddy?

Rick: Dude, do you want a poon pal or someone who really like you?
Bob: Fuck that I want a Poon pal...

by IM ON A BOAT NOT!!!! July 13, 2011

Poon Repellent

Poon repellent is someone who gets no birds. Normally his name is Owen Buckley. He is tall an lanky, wears quick silver glasses an even a hoody from pound land.

'Wanna talk to them birds'
'Nah we have poon repellent with us'

by Yamaaaaaaaa August 29, 2016