Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

Porcelain Princess

One who's emotional state is so fragile that the slightest thing can shatter your whole world.

AKA a total fucking pussy.

I can't believe Sheffield is in the bathroom crying like a bitch... What a porcelain princess.

by MayorOfTittyCiti April 27, 2015

paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

by frank valente August 5, 2006

Porcelayne

The only female MC in the rap group Thunder Squad, also the sexiest, was MV-MC of the Thunder Squad VS Ultra Team Rap-off of 2007.

In reference to a perfect 10.

Porcelayne, you crazy as fuck, this is Thunder Squad, ho, and all other shit sucks. Everyone wants one.

She's a real Porcelayne.

by Valaynetine January 11, 2007

porcelain gypsy

a bad case of gonorrhea

wow, that bitch got a visit from the porcelain gypsy

by Robert Gardner April 5, 2008

Pooce

Girlfriend/missus

Did you see 'so & so's' pooce? She's terrible. You'd rather masterbate with a cheese grater.

by Butter On My Willy April 25, 2010

riding the porcelain honda

v. The runs. Montezuma's revenge.

Stan: Where's Dick?

Fred: He is riding the porcelin honda again.

by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005