playstation gamer

Absolutely fucking gay WHY USE FUCKING SHAPES WHEN YOU CAN JUST USE LETTERS. You’re all absolutely fucking virgins

Playstation gamers are fucking virgins

by KC3287 May 13, 2023

Playstation 3

most expensive console you could buy at the time it played PS1 across all PS3 consoles and some OG PS3s play PS2 games it competed against the Xbox 360 and Wii it also released with the Sixaxis controller at launch but later the DualShock 3 launched with all the features of the sixaxis controller but now with rumble

Playstation 3 blew 500-600 dollars to play ridge racer 7

by Cyndaquil113 July 13, 2023

playstation

Where they light the candles at a Chinese Catholic Church

We were at the playstation of St. Marie de Guadaloupe

by YodleDeeHoe August 11, 2023

PlayStation

A series of game consoles developed by Sony notorious for having no games.

Tim: "Dude you bought a PlayStation? Fucking loser, the PlayStation has no games!"

by Phillip Shoebuckle December 10, 2023

Playstation Preschooler

Similar to iPad kid, except with a playstation.

Damnit, get off the console, you playstation preschooler

by Skigler July 9, 2024

playstationthreesexual

A Person who is sexually or romantically attracted to the Sony Playstation 3.

Person 1 "wanna play on my ps3"
Person 2 "ooo is it a ps3 slim"
Person 1 "yea why"
Person 2 "im playstationthreesexual"
Person 1 "get the fuck out of my house"

by FatJanet_69 August 6, 2024

Playstation

A company by Sony who have failed at phones & now at making game consoles.

Anyone remember Sony's attempt at Phones? Well now we have the PS5 a bigger failure then then the Galaxy note 7.

"Hey Paul, I'ma buy a PS5 to support Sony!"
"Why would you get a PS5 when for a lower price you could get a steam deck and some good steam games to play on the go!"

"hey your right I should do that"

Hey wanna know something that is lower quality then the Nintendo Switch yet somehow more $$$ a Playstation!

by EaSportsisascam May 22, 2025