by yes lad May 31, 2022
River Phoenix was the most incredible person on this planet and still lives in some peoples hearts like mine. River wanted to save our planet and make the soil we stand on and th blue sky we live under more healthy and safe. River Phoenix was INCREDIBLY hot I mean he was most lily one of the hottest man who ever existed.
by Natalie Phoenix March 11, 2021
A small US based indie artist who writes songs about having trauma and being a gay simp. They also participate in bandom culture, most of which dates back nearly 20 years.
by mrpeterwentz February 25, 2022
by Missy Burlington May 17, 2019
When things line up too damn well for it to be a coincidence and is obviously just the universe fucking with you.
P1: Our writing is to damn similar to not have some sort of crossover or reference to eachother
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...
by gladefreeze December 26, 2022
Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother
-Brian Omey
#TheLip #DrugTester
by Guido and The Guy June 29, 2023