phoenix collegiate

absolute shithole of a school. i don’t recommend going there at all

do not go to phoenix collegiate at all
phoenix collegiate is terrible

by yes lad May 31, 2022

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Phoenix Dude

Bovart Qwellar and the Members of his pack.

hey Kenny, you're my Phoenix dude right? Lets go bong a beer.

by UCIRVINEIST April 2, 2011

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The Phoenix Rises

Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)

My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES

P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother

-Brian Omey

#TheLip #DrugTester

by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023

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River Phoenix

River Phoenix was the most incredible person on this planet and still lives in some peoples hearts like mine. River wanted to save our planet and make the soil we stand on and th blue sky we live under more healthy and safe. River Phoenix was INCREDIBLY hot I mean he was most lily one of the hottest man who ever existed.

River Phoenix is hot. ⬅️TRUE INFORMATION

by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021

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pulling a Phoenix

When things line up too damn well for it to be a coincidence and is obviously just the universe fucking with you.

P1: Our writing is to damn similar to not have some sort of crossover or reference to eachother
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...

by gladefreeze December 25, 2022

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