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Colton Philips

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips
by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020
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Philip is a man of his word. He will always be there for you when you need him, but he will take his time to realize that you are not ok. He is naive, he is shy, but he cares and he loves to show it. He is everything good in this world, the light of the day and most of all if not a lover he is a true friend. He will never forget you, even if you leave him at some point, he will never hurt you intentionally, but he is afraid to express his feelings, he is vulnerable and that's why you should never hurt gim or leave him. If a very close person to him leaves him, he will not be hurt, he will be devestated.
Philip will always put a smile on your face.
by fuckyoulove June 21, 2017
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Philip

SEXY BISH. large D. Loves to cuddle in ze bed. Quick tung, rilly fast!

LOVES TO KNARK
#BikDik

"OH MI GOD IS PILLIP"
A Philip is most often really handsome and loves to gym wit de chiks
by tedussypestrojer66699942021 February 5, 2018
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Philip IS SO DUMB that it is humiliating to have him as your friend.He is the friend that fails every math test ever created.
: I failed math today
: you're such a philip
by Mr.Steal your girls March 23, 2022
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Rafa Philip

A person that looks identical to Balyeet.
He is a Rafa Philip, because he looks like Balyeet.
by Juulislyfe March 13, 2019
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Philip The Nut

(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible
*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*
by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017
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Philips HDR612

The TiVo that sits in a basement that just won’t die. It has been flooded before and powers up every time. Has two loud 30GB hard drives to record.
How the hell is all of my other shit destroyed, but my Philips HDR612 works?
by JannRickles December 21, 2025
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