phantom dump

The curious turd, which following its natural passage from arse to toilet, does not require your arse to be wiped. Phantom dumps are usually detected upon effecting the wipe procedure. Examination of the toilet paper reveals that you have been haunted/visited by a phantom dump.

"Hey man, I've just had a phantom dump"

by Gaza August 7, 2006

phantom cigarette syndrome

A condition that occurs when a smoker leaves a cigarette behind his/her ear for an extended period of time. Upon removing the cigarette, the smoker is left with the feeling that the cigarette is still there. Often the smoker will finish their cigarette and reach for the one behind their ear, only to realize that they just smoked it.

Smoker#1 *removes cig from behind ear, smokes it, and reaches for the one behind hid ear* Dammit! I thought i had another cig

Smoker#2 Dude, you're suffering from phantom cigarette syndrome

by MDMI June 10, 2009

Phantom Typist

One who continuously appears to be "writing a message" when instant messaging. Gives the impression that the person is either hiding the truth, unable to make up their damn mind, or alternatively, is merely a shitty typist.

'...is writing a message' (for a lengthy period)
"Hurry the hell up, you damn phantom typist!"

by Lys November 28, 2004

Phantom Deuce

n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.

Kody returned from class only to discover a phantom deuce in his toilet.

by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005

phantom ginger

Someone who dyes their hair and eyebrows red... so they look like a natural redhead

Dawndy is such a phantom ginger her real hair color is blonde.

by amherst annie March 11, 2009

Phantom of the Office

Everyones favorite be-masked co-worker at CollegeHumor. He wears a white mask, a top hat, and a long beige/brownish trenchcoat. Usually referred to as "Phantom".

Phantom of the Office: I would take off my coat, but all that remains is charred flakes of skin.

by Phantom Phan March 7, 2009

Phantom Phone Syndrome

The sensation that your phone is vibrating against your leg even when it's not in your pocket.

Dude, why are you touching yourself like that?

My phone's vibrating.

Your phone is right there on the counter. You've got phantom phone syndrome.

by rashford January 21, 2009