Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.

One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.

by inkandglitter September 25, 2011

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

peeing in the pool

Apart from the obvious meaning of urinating in the swimming pool, this term is also used to describe when someone is stealthily disturbing someone else's party or other gathering.

Spreading the rumour that there was something wrong with the drinks, Johnny was really peeing in the pool at Henry's place.

by EliasG April 5, 2019

eye-poking

The act of jabbing or piercing the eye ball with a pointed instrument such as a pencil or the index finger. Eye-poking is similar to eye-gauging except that eye-gauging generally employs the thumb and is used in self-defense.

An eye for an eye discourages eye-poking. ~ ..phiLip..

by kingphilip2 July 10, 2011

Poking-off

A woman receiving finger thrusts to her vagina either from herself or another person; the female form of Jerking-off; fingering

He was shocked when he walked in on his girlfriend to find her poking-off on her bed.

by spencefence September 1, 2007

peaking

the most intense part of an LSD trip, usually lasting for about an hour, in which "ordinary reality" becomes interwoven with the private pschedelic perceptions of the tripper.

"If you think this is weird now, wait 'til we start PEAKING!"

Note: applies only during the use of LSD; not psilocybin, MDMA, or other hallucinogens

by mainframe October 31, 2003

no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.

Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."

by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010