Macaroni pictures

halucinations, visions, or other such sights that are not really there

Yeah, last night I made Macaroni pictures

by giles1189 December 31, 2007

up-down-picture

This is a type of picture taken by cam-whores, most commonly 12 - 26 year old overweight females, and posted on their internet profiles, and very popular on such sites as myspace, flixter, matchdoctor, and adultmatchdoctor.

The angle of the camera/camera-phone when taking the picture is normally some where between 8 to 24 inches above the head, at an approximate 45 degree angle above the forehead. This is most common amongst overweight ppl who have a gizzard/double chin or even those that have a fear that they have one bc, with the camera/camera-phone at such an angle above the head the picture that is taken, at that angle, hides the gizzard under the chin, or it would if they actually had one, and often provides an interesting view of the chest of a female that does this...

The angle of view that is provided in such a picture is often very narrow, which itself often provides a very deceiving implication that this cam-whore is skinny, slim, or at the very least skinnier than they really are, when they may very well be so huge that they have their own zip code! Females more so than males have issues with their weight and that is why up-down-shots are more popular with females. Once any person, obviously females more so than males, truly matures and becomes an adult, more often than not a moment in their late 20s or early 30s, the likelihood of them using an up-down-shot in a profile picture greatly diminishes.

I'd like to see one of those fat-fucking walruses take an up-down-picture with a camera that has a wide-angle lens!!

(The guy meets the girl at the mall for the first time.)

You, uhh, ...looked a lot skinnier ..in your, ...uhhh, ...profile picture...

(Thinks to himself...) *Perhaps you shouldn't have put up that ignorant up-down-shot as your main pic, you fucking deceptive cunt!!*

by MorpheusOne January 28, 2010

picture of an ugly person

A picture that contains a person so ugly that it can only be a photo of an ugly person.

Any photo of Hillary Clinton a prime example of s picture of an ugly person.

by Elaine11111111111 November 8, 2007

Picture Fucked

When someone took a stolen photograph and you look like hell.

*While on karaoke house...*

Cat: (taking photo while Dog is singing) *Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Dog: (stopped singing) Whoa! Can I see the photo?
Cat: Sure thing. :D
Dog: Aw! I look like shit in here. Your camera angle's so bad. I'd been PICTURE FUCKED.

by Zschtyllfsylph™ March 18, 2014

picture frame

When during intercourse doing it doggy style you pullout of your unassuming partners vagina and ram it in their anus cause them to lurch forward thus hit their head on the picture frame above the bed

I was doing my girl last night and I picture framed her. Now she has a red mark on her head and a sore ass.

by slayer1369666 December 15, 2009

Picture Recycler

Someone who re-uses or recycles old pictures of them on facebook for their profile, making it appear as if the picture is new. This is often used as a way to give the impression that the individual is just as hot as they were a few years ago, or to try and pretend they are on vacation in an exotic/desirable locale like they were a few years back, even though they are in fact not on vacation.

She's not really on vacation in Italy...she is still freezing her ass off in DC like the rest of us - she went there a few years ago with her parents. Jill is a total picture recycler; oh, and that picture was like 20 pounds ago, don't be fooled.

by eprice January 27, 2011

picture framin'

When a thug or thugette gets gold, silver or platinum around each tooth with original tooth still showing in the middle.

I know this girl, she's picture framin' her grill this weekend!

by Gmun June 21, 2014