contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.

"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"

by hmakav February 5, 2013

Suzi Parker

verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.

""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"

by cat5stevens February 12, 2013

shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

Kyle Parker

He is a Montreal Canadiens fan (God help him) who likes to steal yo girl

That guys such a Kyle Parker

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI January 6, 2018

Kodey parker

A boss gamer

Kodey parker is such a good gamer on gta 5

by MATT A GOD February 18, 2018

Peter Parker

Verb

Synonymous with the verb variations of Tom Holland and the clean version of Spider-man

To disappear into nothing/dust, like cotton candy in water or wind blowing a character away after being badly burned in a cartoon

My phone Peter Parkered and I need to call my boss in five minutes!

by spittingfactsandspillingtea December 1, 2018

sydney parker

A girl that is one of a kind special, absolutely stunning and beautiful. Can sing like an angel and cares about people she loves. Has a personality that is indescribable and a smile that is contagious.

Wow Sydney Parker is an amazing person.

by Her bestfriend 19 February 27, 2019