patrick is one of the worst people you will meet. he will continuously embarrass the shit out of you in many public situations and might i add be one of the most cringey guys out there. long nights of playing fortnite and crying listening to XXXtentation and $uicide $quad will bascially sum up Patrick's days. Sorry dude, Patrick's aren't the best people out there.
Girl A: Ah I just dumped Patrick
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
Girl B: Good! I'm surprised you even dated him in the first place. Patrick's are always the weirdest fucks out there.
by surreal donuts October 20, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick: "WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEEEWOOOOOO"
by Nikiminjaj May 15, 2018
Get the Patrickmug. The guy that invites Vegans to his house party alone and tries to tempt them in to sexual favours using carrot sticks and hummus.
But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
by RealGurl April 24, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!
Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?
Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".
Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply
A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply
continues forever!...
Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".
Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply
A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply
continues forever!...
by Rosalie Quinn April 15, 2020
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick operates with quasi supernatural ability. He is sweet, extremely fly, and overly generous for only those who care about him. Many outsiders wait patiently for the right time to befriend him. He’s a man of knowledge, wisdom, and determination. He picks only the battles of highest meaning to him and analyzes the impact on change before engaging. He could defuse a month long city riot with just his voice but could cause a historical movement of a lifetime in contrast. Only the smartest girls fall for him, and the sharpest of that group stay long term. He has it all.
Guess who talked that Suicidal Man off the George Washington Bridge? It was that guy Patrick we heard about the other day. Wow, Patrick is like Dr. Martin Luther King!
by Benfranklin1776 March 23, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by Eric shon March 24, 2020
Get the Patrickmug.