No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 08, 2025
Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 09, 2015
by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024
A person who repeatedly punches the testicles of a man. More often than not the female likes to do this when the man is bent over.
by The_Dream September 11, 2021
To be King punisher is to be ruthless and merciless to all of evil. You would assassinate all of the bad in the world.
by UBBESSON September 10, 2018
It's a thing used against anti-FGers; that punishment unleashes a random amount of FG numbers and jumpscares the living heck out of you at any high number of dB. and after the punishment, you will experience some symptoms such as: being forced to love FG, being forced to love BFDI, being forced to love Garrett, being forced to love autism, etc.
Teacher: Do not trash talk about FG!
Some random OWOT user/anti-FGer: Why would I listen to you? FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!!
Teacher: FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!
* fg numbers jumpscare some random OWOT user/anti-fger *
Some random OWOT user/anti-fger: AH!!! F**K!! I GOT JUMPSCARED!! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF!! MY B**LS HURT FROM MY TIMBERS BEING SHIVERED!!! Ah great, now i'm forced to love FG, BFDI, Garrett, and Autism.
Some random OWOT user/anti-FGer: Why would I listen to you? FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!!
Teacher: FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!
* fg numbers jumpscare some random OWOT user/anti-fger *
Some random OWOT user/anti-fger: AH!!! F**K!! I GOT JUMPSCARED!! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF!! MY B**LS HURT FROM MY TIMBERS BEING SHIVERED!!! Ah great, now i'm forced to love FG, BFDI, Garrett, and Autism.
by BernatJp2022 December 16, 2024