Here's the problem...

A common phrase from Hotel Mario used in Youtube Poop. Possibly combined with the next line(s) in the sequence (see below).

Huah-hah! Here's the problem...too many toasters! You know what they say, all toasters...toast toast!

~Hotel Mario

by silver40596 February 8, 2009

Dick Sucking Problem

problem of giving blowjobs too easily to too many guys

Amy has a major Dick Sucking Problem. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!

by BlueAir September 12, 2004

problematize

The ridiculous act of having things so good in society that one must make up reasons for conflicts or problems.

We must problematize the fact that the sky is blue, it's unfair to the other colors of the visible light spectrum. It's called ROYGBIV Karen not Blue Supremacy!

by DeezNutz)) November 2, 2018

The Problem

Something I’m apparently a part of now?

Me: “I respectfully disagree with you but I want to still be on good terms despite our differing opinions”
Stupid person: “Ugh you are a part of the problem”

by DeiselSandwich July 8, 2020

The Problem

A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)

You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner?
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!

by The Awesomenator August 29, 2005

Houston, we've had a problem here

Originally a genuine report of a life-threatening fault. Now used humorously to report any kind of problem.

John Swigert, Jr. and James Lovell who, with Fred Haise Jr., made up the crew of the US's Apollo 13 moon flight used (almost) this phrase to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base.

Swigert: 'Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here.'
Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'
Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

by Archon723 July 17, 2009

No problem

A way of telling your boss, ''Fuck You'' without him knowing..

Boss ''Can you work Saturday''
Employee ''Sure,no problem''

by thefullronnie September 27, 2011