privelages

Privalages.
(1) The misspelling of privileges, as done by some dumbass Strong Bad fan.
(2) An increase in privalages is given to The Cheat by Strong Bad when he reaches a new level in the Strong Bad Super Gold Plus Club. One privelage is permission to sleep in the crisper drawer.

I think Strong Bad should increase The Cheat's privelages. This has not been done since he lost his bathroom privelages, which he had previously abused.

by Fork October 29, 2004

black priviledge

Black privilege: you do what ever you want, then blame white people for the consequences.

I am shocked that Jerome is pissed that he has to serve time for torching cars in the white neighborhood . Yet another example of Black Priviledge.

by Papa Boz August 12, 2021

friend privilege

The granting of sex privileges to a friend.

Ref: Doonesbury cartoon strip 07/21/06

Carol gave me friend privilege. I'm going to have some geat times with her from now on.

by Carol K July 22, 2006

Dick privilege

Men who dismiss things as banter or touchy feminism, because ignoring it is easier than recognising the issue.

"There she goes, claiming sexist behaviour, just because I joked about her belonging in the kitchen".
"Fuckwit, thats pure dick privilege talking".

by Hotrednecklovemonkey October 15, 2017

privilege

The sweet end of the inequality stick.

It could be postulated that the act of enjoying privilege is inherently immoral, as in a world of scarce resources it necessarily comes at the cost of multiple others, whose wellbeing is thereby decreased.

by coderpete October 23, 2013

White Privilege

A made up term by an old femcel named Peggy McIntosh. The term has arbitray criteria for which white people have unforeseen advantages as evidenced by nothing but cherry picked circumstances. It is essentially a new wave of bigotry disguised as anti-bigotry.

"See this Huffpost article? We have two different court cases from different states, involving different people, different laws, with different outcomes. The white criminal got less time than the black criminal! This is evidence of white privilege."

"Yes, but it appears there is more to these cases than the clickbait article. The black criminal has been a repeat offender and resisted. The white criminal made his first offence, entered a guilty plea, and turned himself in...."

"Stop mansplaining me. I am literally shaking right now"

by CEO of Fascism Inc. January 11, 2021

Half white privilege

Out if all your hispsanic friend people think you are the smartest

This also applies when all the white people think you are Mexican and all the mexicans think you are white

Person1 Did you see how ryan got the new job
Person2 yeah, freaking ryan always gets shit like that it's racism
Person1 but he is Mexican too
Person2 yeah, half, he has that half white privilege
Person1 well shit.

by Dontshootimwhite August 12, 2015