pretenductivity

Fake-but-ostensible, often attempted, productivity.

"I came here to work hard, but I'm nothing more, today, than a factory of pretenductivity."

by Emrysk August 18, 2009

pretenditor

a Company or a Person that Pretends to be a Competitor

for example:
Microsoft 'Surface' is a Pretenditor to Apple's 'iPad'

by Gemingo April 28, 2014

Pretendabulous

In at least some way living a lie but making it work. Faking it while you might make it.

I got this for $2 at Dollar General, damn right it looks good. Pretendabulous. Or: I rented a Rolls Royce for the party, I was straight *pretendabulous*.

by DPatKelly May 7, 2016

Pretendyman

A Hillsborough term used to describe someone who attends to carry out maintenance on a rental property using a pseudonym

Hi. My name is James...... The Pretendyman (handyman)

by The Milky Bar Kid July 28, 2016

Pretendadult

A person of adult age whose actions and conversations are those of a teenager

My delivery driver is a pretendadult

by Scot McConnell July 6, 2017

pretendering

Writing as if i am someone else

lucy, pretendering to be an excited mountain climber.

by lucy camenia November 6, 2017

PretendaSexual

Someone who pretends to be an elaborate often made up sexuality in order to get attention and fit in with other people. They often feel the need "explain" their sexuality to everybody and become upset if you don't refer to them by this sexuality which often changes thus making it impossible to know so that they can claim they are being persecuted against.

Did hear Karen is Gynosexual ?
Please Karen isn't Gynosexual, last week she was "Intrasexual" and 2 weeks before that she was Cetero, She just a PretendaSexual.

by CaptainCanoe December 21, 2017