Port-a-toad

When you lick a toad that causes hallucinations and it "teleports" you to another place and time. Usually the ER of a hospital or a county jail cell.

I need to get somewhere in a hurry! Give me the port-a-toad!

by yourwrong88 November 30, 2010

port ting

Simple roadman word meaning okay or ite

Fam that’s port ting u get me

by Itx_stan January 19, 2018

port edwards

the funnest place to get caught by all the cops.

in port edwards was the only place i ever got caught by the cops

by kaylarice123 July 30, 2011

APG port

Accelerated Port of Graphics. A misspoken acronym when referring to AGP slot on a computer motherboard.

As you can see on this diagram the APG port is located next to the processor socket.

by Joseph Hayhoe November 19, 2007

port pussy

Noun; prostitutes who frequent ports of call. They are the port version of a lot lizard.

My friend canceled his cruise so i picked up some port pussy as my plus one

by Lizerdoodle December 5, 2021

Taylor Port

That sauce. Some call it THOT juice some call it Grape Henny. Sip it with the homies. Sip it with your Mom. Sip it with women. Guaranteed a good ass night.

*Veterans enjoy it chilled*

It's a Port wine made to compliment desserts with it's astounding 18% alcohol.

New comer: " Yo that Taylor Port had me going"

Adept drinker: " Told you that T.P. is the shit"

Adept drinker: "Real niggas chase Henny with this"

New comer: "Oh man, I don't know if I can keep up."

Adept drinker: "You never will"

by Eddie Genius October 2, 2018

Port Alice

If you think the idea of travelling down a ridiculously long curvy glorified logging road to a half dead mill town is a good idea, you'll love Port Alice. Probably has one sunny day a year, similar to the amount of people employed at the Pulp Mill. Most people have already evacuated the economic disaster, but those who stay are literally old white people and the odd stoner. Oh, that and a couple of 20 something white trash bois who flex their atv's. Port Alice is similar to a beached whale: half dead, has no future, wet, depressing and stinks.

You live in Port Alice? Feels bad man :(

by HoratioNelson February 26, 2019