A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 06, 2022
1. A sophisticated fashionista who rides a bicycle. This woman knows she is the envy of many when riding her bicycle. Strong Confident Powerful
Posh Pedal: The sophisticated female riding her bike in a suit and heels looking posh pedal.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
by pedal2stiletto April 01, 2011
1. A sophisticated fashionista who rides a bicycle. This woman knows she is the envy of many when riding her bicycle. Strong Confident Powerful
Posh Pedal: The sophisticated female riding her bike in a suit and heels looking posh pedal.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
Posh Pedal: a hot female road racer with sweaty sexy gams.
A woman on a beach cruiser in a sun dress that leaves you dreaming.
by pedal2stiletto April 01, 2011
by saserone September 16, 2022
by dirtyfuckers January 08, 2016