Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 May 04, 2012

Poon Repellent

Poon repellent is someone who gets no birds. Normally his name is Owen Buckley. He is tall an lanky, wears quick silver glasses an even a hoody from pound land.

'Wanna talk to them birds'
'Nah we have poon repellent with us'

by Yamaaaaaaaa August 28, 2016

Poon-zilla

a large butch lesbian, usually with a short crew cut or mullet.

"Rosey O'Donnell objects to being called Poon-zilla."

by irbsalty May 08, 2009

Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010

poon manchu

Is when a girl shaves only the top of her pubic hair and leaves the hair on the lips to grow long. Supposed to resemble a fu manchu.

Brett- Dude, this chick I was with last night had a poon manchu!!

Phil- God, that's disgusting!!

by BNRI September 01, 2009

Poon Hole

vaginal canal or general reference to pussy, see also poon.

I was hiding this in my poon hole for you.

by Poonacious D October 22, 2009

poon glue

Jizz; cum

“I was getting head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it is stuck shut.”

by Tkrog September 29, 2018