pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.

Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.

by poode dude August 02, 2010

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 06, 2017

pool bitch

very much like a pool boy, only it is an extremely attractive female with a bad attitude. See also: pool bitch

Guy 1: Hey did you get your pool cleaned yet?
Guy 2: Yeah my pool bitch cleaned it last night.

by ella1383xra January 08, 2015

Cum pool

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool

Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same

by LaddyDaddy August 01, 2021

A Vermont pool

A cumshot mixed with maple syrup. Usually taken as a chaser with alcohol

A Vermont pool is my favorite to drink after a hard’s day at work

by Iamnotnotreal May 16, 2019

Kiddy Pool

The act of ejaculating in the back dimples on the small of the females lower back.

I can’t wait to drop my kids off at you kiddy pool!

by SullyMos July 27, 2023

Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.

Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.

by Grapes 🍇 September 07, 2023