mike patton

Greatest vocalist in metal. Sung for Faith No More in place of the previously awful vocalist Chuck Mosely. He got the job based on a demo he handed FNM from his work with Mr Bungle. He worked these two bands together and made some messy and random music with Mr Bungle, all 3 albums vary greatly in genre, showcasing his diverse ability. His first album with FNM- The Real Thing was an epic 80's album although Angel Dust and the sub-sequent albums essentialy created the nu-metal genre. After the splitting of Faith No More he went into Fantomas, an even stranger band than Mr Bungle. In Fantomas. he rarely uses lyrics, instead using his voice as an instrument creating a variety of obscure noises. His latest band is the more linear Tomahawk. He's also performed on Dillinger Escape Plan EP- Irony is a Dead Scene and ventured into rap with General Patton vs The X Ecuctioners there's also his experimental solo work.

"Shit man, this music is the fucking shit!"

"Who is it?"

"Mike fucking Patton, you dig?"

"Yeah, Patton owns"

by Albino May 13, 2005

Pattni

A near extinct race of south asian indians (fukin shahs n patelz takin evrythin), with few people, but consisting of "sex gods", "jokers",lego man and the occasional accountant or doctor.
Although they are few in number (largest number seen in one place was 2, in Merchant Taylors - NW London), they have left a legacy behind like no other...making more bling dan any other indian family and tagging more pussies across the world than any other race.
keep them going... da world needs this legendery species:
take my advice n fuck a Pattni once in a while

a Pattni is any buff brown man with loadsa bling

by Menace n Niz productionzz June 1, 2007

Pattarapong

King of Kings (including the gay ones) One of the gayest, funniest, kindest, best story tellers you will ever meet

Hey is that Pattarapong?
Yes he is gay

by KasakBolsak December 1, 2019

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005

Patty dick

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"

Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!

by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008

Peppermint Patty

When a girl sucks on your dick with any type of mint breath mints in her mouth. this leaves you with a cold but great sensation.

My dick is so cold it is like I got a peppermint patty

by Mike Ocizichi August 10, 2009

patta

This much used word, coming from the Surinamic language, means "shoe". There's even a shoestore called "pattas".

Yo dude, check out my new pattas!

by Daniël April 12, 2005