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A near extinct race of south asian indians (fukin shahs n patelz takin evrythin), with few people, but consisting of "sex gods", "jokers",lego man and the occasional accountant or doctor.
Although they are few in number (largest number seen in one place was 2, in Merchant Taylors - NW London), they have left a legacy behind like no other...making more bling dan any other indian family and tagging more pussies across the world than any other race.
keep them going... da world needs this legendery species:
take my advice n fuck a Pattni once in a while
a Pattni is any buff brown man with loadsa bling
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