Pattni

A near extinct race of south asian indians (fukin shahs n patelz takin evrythin), with few people, but consisting of "sex gods", "jokers",lego man and the occasional accountant or doctor.
Although they are few in number (largest number seen in one place was 2, in Merchant Taylors - NW London), they have left a legacy behind like no other...making more bling dan any other indian family and tagging more pussies across the world than any other race.
keep them going... da world needs this legendery species:
take my advice n fuck a Pattni once in a while

a Pattni is any buff brown man with loadsa bling

by Menace n Niz productionzz June 1, 2007

Shilen Pattni

A very handsome STUBBORN garcon that I have fallen very deeply for.

Shilen Pattni - A very handsome STUBBORN garcon that I have fallen very deeply for.

by Your weasle October 27, 2004

shilen pattni

True Love;rejection of

A Very Handsome (STUBBORN) garcon that I have very deeply for.

by Your weasle October 27, 2004

Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

patti show

Patti show is defined as the act of expressing oneself by describing events or self praising ...infront of thier friends to make them look in a higher position...

Eg: Hey look he is showing ...his Patti show again..

by Saketx September 14, 2020

Pattism

The religion of which men worship head pats

“Hey what’s your religion”
“I believe in pattism”

by MarkedWheel6 March 4, 2018