(n.) a collective name for bloggers, commentators, and other personages who comment on daily life, generally in a curmudgeonly fashion. Similar in nature to "the fashion police," but generally more related to the general status quo.
The smart patrol on "The Daily Show" really nailed the Vice President on his secrecy fetish with their segment "You Don't Know Dick."
by Jacques Treatment December 22, 2007
When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.
by Juancabeza November 08, 2012
by Cones? December 11, 2007
by Pussy patrol chief December 05, 2018
A man so addicted to a female's pussy, he becomes obsessed, controlling, and goes into stalking mode, making sure she never gives the pussy up to anyone else.
by Dixie Crystal January 13, 2017
A group that is filled with mammals highest on the food chain that have transcended past human life and make sure peace is kept through the patrolling of the male genitalia
Hey Seth and Tyre I suspect that Breylon is hiding drugs in his genitalia and it is time to show him the true power of the penis patrol
by PP Captain Tristan February 23, 2020
a gay mans mission to get as much spunk in one night as possible. can also be used for a cock hungry female.
julian: "oh my god i was so horny last night i went on a snow patrol!"
bruce:"oh you're such a dirty man whore"
cat: "i had sex with 5 blokes last night in th club"
sarah: "damn you were on one hell of a snow patrol!"
bruce:"oh you're such a dirty man whore"
cat: "i had sex with 5 blokes last night in th club"
sarah: "damn you were on one hell of a snow patrol!"
by hazmat man June 24, 2006