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one-mississippi 

Often the phrase used to count out a full second.
"On the count of three, okay?"
"Okay! One-Mississippi...two Mississippi...three-Mississippi...go!"
one-mississippi by eeadl November 23, 2013

one word IM'er 

An IM'er who is annoying because every response is one word.
Example 1
ANDY: "So, how was the party last night? Was it worth going to and did it rock?"
TOM: "Yeah"
ANDY: "I hate it when you act like a one word IM'er.
Example 2
CHUCK: "So was that test hard? I heard that it was like the hardest test in the history of the world and stuff... I mean I think everyone failed it even Thomas that straight - A guy who never fails anything."
SAM: "Wack"
CHUCK: "Dude, you are such a one word IM'er."

one up top 

To always have a live round in a guns chamber.
Aye, nigga you got that fire on you just in case these niggaa bust?
Yea you know i keep one up top ahk.
one up top by Pacman206 January 28, 2017

One Piece 

An amazing anime and manga, created by Eichiro Oda (I think I spelled it right...) The show is about an amatuer pirate called monkey D. Luffy. He's heading for the Grand Line, to find the great treasure, the One Piece. When he finds this treasure, he becomes the pirate king, something he promised the infamous pirate captain, Red-haired Shanks, after he saved luffy's life from a sea kid (a sea monster that swims in the sea, and eats any sailors, pirates or travellers, it comes across) (Well, it's got to eat something!)

Sure, this all sounds amazing, and it is! But In America, 4kids discovered One Piece, and thought they could make money out of it. So 4kids bought the rights, and dubbed One Piece. Unsuspecting viewers expected a great dub, but were instead subjected to dreadful editing, a terrible choice of voice actors, and the simply awful new theme song. The dreaded One Piece rap.

Fortunately, 4kids lost the rights, and Funimation took over. They did a much better job on the show, and brought back many of the viewers that were lost. Unfortunately, the first dub stuck in the minds of some viewers, and they refused to watch it again. Some other viewers didn't watch the funimation dub, but they did go back to english subtitles. Even now, the damage 4kids did has'nt been forgotten.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna watch One Piece?
Friend 2: That depends. Is it the english sub, or the dub?
Friend 1: It's the dub.
Friend 2: Oh please no! Anything but that!
Friend 1: Don't worry! It's the funimation dub!
Friend 2: Well, I suppose I could try it... As long as we don't have to watch the 4kids one.
Friend 1: That will never happen.
One Piece by INoSpeakZeEnglish April 25, 2011

one-way talker 

A person who talks AT you. A self-obsessed individual who lacks interest in anything someone else has to say.
(A key sign that you are talking to a one-way talker is when they start using names of people you clearly wouldn't know as if you did. Example: One Way Talker says "I was at work and Nancy was like..." and you sit there thinking "Who the fuck is Nancy?")
I was at this party last night and I met this lady who I was really into but then I realized she was a one-way talker so I just wound up getting really bored.
one-way talker by Josh and Ben November 11, 2006

one cheek sneak 

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.
I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.
one cheek sneak by hoot rider January 5, 2010