A fetish for people who get hard by looking at chairs. Ain't gonna lie, some chairs are hella thicc. I mean look at some chair pictures and tell me that SOME chairs are thicc.
by AsianSanta October 11, 2019
When playing such MMOPRG's Such as RuneScape and killing high level monsters in which you cannot leave your computer, The Jad Chair is designed so you can freely shit/piss without leaving your computer.
by Time2die142 August 06, 2009
When the penetrating partner takes the receiving partner and folds them in half and then proceeds to fuck them. The foldee is positioned so that their legs are pressed against the folder's body, while the folder presses the foldee's body against the top of their legs.
by The GD Batman December 06, 2010
by norTnoJ August 23, 2016
The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.
When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.
by Hugh Klump March 08, 2008
by Steven May 09, 2004
Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.
by jellyalternative December 11, 2006