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Get the Its like putting socks on an octopus mug.Octopubes occur when you attempt to wash your pubes in the shower by getting them soapy and pulling them out to the sides. This causes them to combine into thick strands resembling octopus tentacles.
"When I was in the shower today, I went to wash my pubes and by the time I finished I had wicked Octopubes"
by Psas May 24, 2009
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Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'
A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.
Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.
Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
Example:
Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006
Get the Octopusseios mug.The act of two people lying in bed, stretching out, considering getting up, but not ready for it just yet.
Ali: What time did you get up this morning?
Jo: Was going to get up early, but ended up octopising with my fella for ages.
Jo: Was going to get up early, but ended up octopising with my fella for ages.
by Wordswirth October 18, 2010
Get the Octopising mug.Well known in the Viking mythology, octopuss, originally applied octopussy, came from the act of applying the sea creature to one's genetalia. A viking would apply the octopuss to his dick and let the animal grapple his member with its eight tentacles. He would then pull violently on the octopuss's head, thus recreating a fellatio or vagina-like sensation.
Use:
1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.
1. Magnus and Gunnar would often get some octopussy after pillaging a village.
2. Tim came home after a long day at work at SeaWorld. He treated himself with some good ol' octopussy.
by GAve Institute of Linguistics May 4, 2016
Get the Octopussy mug.Awesome sport played underwater in a pool, with a lead puck and snorkelling gear. Two teams of 6, 4 subs.
No, the sticks aren't a metre long, that would be silly. They're 30cm max length and can easily lift the 1Kg puck off the bottom of the pool. Good players can get long (3m+) and high (1m+) flicks. Neither is it a slow sport - players wear fins and can go much MUCH faster than boring old lane swimmers.
AKA Underwater Hockey (UWH):
Invented in 1954, the original English rules had 8 players per team and the sticks are called 'pushers', hence "Octopush".
The rules are generally similar to hockey. When going for strike at the start of a game, all the players start at their goal line. There's 2-3 water refs in a competition, plus timekeeper and a poolside ref.
There are national and international competitions. Pretty big in New Zealand, South Africa, USA, UK, France, Australia, Portugal, Netherlands...
Water Polo players think their sport is challenging, but they struggle to think below the surface:
No, the sticks aren't a metre long, that would be silly. They're 30cm max length and can easily lift the 1Kg puck off the bottom of the pool. Good players can get long (3m+) and high (1m+) flicks. Neither is it a slow sport - players wear fins and can go much MUCH faster than boring old lane swimmers.
AKA Underwater Hockey (UWH):
Invented in 1954, the original English rules had 8 players per team and the sticks are called 'pushers', hence "Octopush".
The rules are generally similar to hockey. When going for strike at the start of a game, all the players start at their goal line. There's 2-3 water refs in a competition, plus timekeeper and a poolside ref.
There are national and international competitions. Pretty big in New Zealand, South Africa, USA, UK, France, Australia, Portugal, Netherlands...
Water Polo players think their sport is challenging, but they struggle to think below the surface:
Speed Swimmers: "I can do fifty in blah blah blah..."
Water Polo: "Ug? Me drown you"
Free Diver: "I can hold my breath for blah blah blah..."
Underwater Rugby: "O hai, can I hold you?"
Octopusher: <elitist smirk>
Water Polo: "Ug? Me drown you"
Free Diver: "I can hold my breath for blah blah blah..."
Underwater Rugby: "O hai, can I hold you?"
Octopusher: <elitist smirk>
by UWH player March 2, 2009
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Bart: "No you wont, your an octowussy! Look at me I'm bart i walk like this and want to marry milhouse!"
Bart: "No you wont, your an octowussy! Look at me I'm bart i walk like this and want to marry milhouse!"
by Denis T June 19, 2008
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